Yes yes yes!!! Thank you that-human-girl! You’re a genius!
Chanyeol: Wait… *touches face* Is this really me?
Sehun: Good morning beautiful *looks in mirror*
Tao: WHAT THE!!! BOOBS?!
D.O: *whispers* Yesssss
Lay: Dayyymn. Ok.
Chen: Where do I go from here???
Xiumin: *Walks by a mirror* …
Baekhyun: Hey boyzzz!!!!
Suho: Guys. I’m scared.
Kris: I’ve got TITTIES!!!
Kai: WHERE’S MY DICK!?!?
EXO - Kris (Written by Chai)
Baekhyun: kris wHY are you staring at us like that
Kris: hmmmmmmmm interesting
Sehun: can you stop
Kris: i know it was one of you
Chen: um what
Kris: one of you leaked the dance video… and management has selected ME to…
EXO - $uho (Written by Chai)
*in exo’s dorm*
Suho: hey guys, it’s time to go to bed
Everyone: *ignores him*
Baekhyun: oh man the thug is talking to us we better listen
Chen: oooh it’s the thug!!! watch out!!!
Suho: what’s going on